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Name: Katie
Occupation: Sole Proprietor, Dog Walking service
It's always a little trying the first time you open up a new client's door. Will the dog be super protective and freak out? Will a puppy have lost all control and left piss and shit all over the place? You never know.
Today was a new one.
I started walking an adorable eight month old Boston Terrier today.
I unlocked the door to find Baxter in the middle of his living room, surrounded by puppy toys and the chewed up detritus of definite un-puppy toys. There was a bottle of shoe polish leaking on to the carpet, as well as a handily demolished brush. I followed the plastic trail to the bedroom.
There, all over the floor, were Baxter's mommy and daddy's
adult people's toys.
A pair of handcuffs. A big, veiny, penis shaped dildo. In pink. Feathers. Other stuff.
'Nuff said.
I debated whether or not to pretend it had never happened. He got into it in the afternoon. Right?
But I couldn't. After all, there was shoe polish on the floor. That's noxious - no good for young puppies. The other stuff (photographs, ziploc bags, other shoe maintenance paraphanelia) probably wasn't that great for him either.
I picked it all up and put it into the basket from whence it came. I put the basket on the dining table, out of Baxter's grasp. I put the shoe polish in the sink, after rinsing and removing their dirty dishes (what am I, a cleaning service, too?)
When we came home from the walk, I left a note:
Clients,
We had a great walk! But...
Baxter got into a little bit of trouble before I arrived. I've placed the things he got into on the table, out of his reach. You'll find a bottle of shoe polish in the sink.
May I suggest that you get him some "puzzle toys" ? You know, a stuffed Kong, or one of those food cubes. They help distract lonely puppies when their regular toys become boring.
Looking forward to tomorrow's walk!
Best,
Katie
I pray they're not so mortified that they never call me again. I could use the cash.
Shit, what would you do?
posted by Katie @ 8:00 PM
25 Comments:
there nothing like the hollow feeling one gets just before opening the doof to a puppy's horror scene
You are perfect! Too funny...really...
What else COULD you do...and they should be rightfully mortified. Thank God for the blog so you can share these stories with us...
That story is sure to become a legend in the history of all dog-walkers, everywhere.
That's absolutely amazing- personally, I would have just shut the bedroom door, and included in my note that it might be a good idea to lock said toys up- good practice for when(and if) they have kids.
I think the word "veiny" was TMI.
I would have made like I never saw a thing....
and here I was thinking you would encounter minimal job hazards. This is just too funny a story ~ oh real life is so much better then fiction! Fingers crossed that they call you again!!
Yeah, it's always a shock to find a puppy's mess... Especially when it involves a 'A big, veiny, penis shaped dildo. In pink.'
Who knew dog walking could be so eventful.
TK;
just making my rounds.
Bwah! I'm dying! I certainly hope they know what a Kong is and that you didn't mean to write "dong" or something ;)
Sorry. The above "dong" comment was from me ;)
Shit, what would you do?Taken pictures for my blog, of course!
That's hilarious, I don't know what I'd do in that situation. probably the same as you.
This is why everyone should carry around a digital camera!
Did someone say give a dog a bone? (Disclaimer: Not my picture; and I don't think any animals were hurt.)
we're having a pet sitter stop by next week while on vacation. i think i'll make things a little more dog-proof just in case.
The unfortunate truth is that dogs like the scent of their owners. In our case, we have to make sure that our dog doesn't get into the dirty laundry.
Personally, I think that you handled the whole affair very professionally. I hope you retained the client.
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