Saturday, October 02, 2004

Memeememe Me me!

Man, so much ME! Me me me! Courtesy of Great Googly Moogly
. Bold means - yeah, I did that thing. Un bold means - no, I di'in't

01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula. (High School ex-boyfriend worked at a pet store. Until it burned down because of all of his stoner friends. Oh, and the stoner owner.)
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said 'I love you' and meant it
09. Hugged a tree (of course, I wasn't quite my natural, sane, hallucinogen free self, but...)
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby's diaper (or 12,000)
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Gotten drunk on champagne
25. Given more than you can afford to charity
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment (I guess it depends what "worst possible moment" entails. But yeah, a bunch of them.)
28. Had a food fight
29. Bet on a winning horse (even if it was only $1)
30. Taken a sick day when you're not ill
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Held a lamb
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar.
40. Seen a total eclipse. (Through one of those fourth grade cardboard "save your eyes" thingies...)
41. Ridden a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48. Had two hard drives for your computer
49. Visited all 50 states
50. Loved your job for all accounts
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied (maybe now?)
53. Had amazing friends
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watched wild whales
56. Stolen a sign
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip
59. Rock climbing
60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice
61. Midnight walk on the beach
62. Sky diving
63. Visited Ireland
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
66. Visited Japan
67. Benchpressed your own weight
68. Milked a cow
69. Alphabetized your records (and CD's and tapes and and and...)
70. Pretended to be a superhero
71. Sung karaoke
72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. Posed nude in front of strangers
74. Scuba diving
75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theater
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it.
81. Visited the Great Wall of China
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84. Started a business
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86. Toured ancient sites
87. Taken a martial arts class
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95. Gotten divorced
96. Had sex at the office
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch
99. Won first prize in a costume contest (First grade. The "Letter People" parade. Remember the Letter People? I was Mr. K. I rocked.)
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
105. Got flowers for no reason
106. Masturbated in a public place
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
109. Performed on stage
110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one-night stand
114. Gone to Thailand
115. Seen Siouxsie live
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried one/both of your parents
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120. Been on a cruise ship
121. Spoken more than one language fluently
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check (I didn't mean to! But alas, more than once...)
124. Performed in Rocky Horror
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Called or written your Congress person
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over to be with the one you love (Hello, NYC!)
134. ...more than once? - More than thrice?
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
137. Had an abortion or your female partner did
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived.
140. Wrote articles for a large publication
141. Lost over 100 pounds
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone's heart
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a T.V. game show
149. Broken a bone
150. Killed a human being
151. Gone on an African photo safari
152. Ridden a motorcycle
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157. Ridden a horse
158. Had major surgery (I don't know what counts as major, but I've been under general anesthesia)
159. Had sex on a moving train
160. Had a snake as a pet
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
165. Visited all 7 continents
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167. Eaten kangaroo meat
168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169. Been a sperm or egg donor
170. Eaten sushi
171. Had your picture in the newspaper
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime (Ummm... I'm not sure how healthy ANY of my relationships have been, but what the hell.)
173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
175. Gone back to school
176. Parasailed
177. Changed your name
178. Petted a cockroach
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
180. Read The Iliad
181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read.
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187. Skipped all your school reunions
188. Communicated with someone without
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
195. Had a booth at a street fair
196. Dyed your hair (Red. Purple. Blue. Black. Red as in redhead red. Recently, brown to hide gray. Lots of premature grey. Gave up. Now have natural gray & black hair.)
197. Been a DJ
198. Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199. Written your own role playing game
200. Been arrested (You didn't know that, did ya?)


Okay, okay. Some I wasn't sure. Some I've done similar things. I.e., #134: I've never walked the Golden Gate Bridge. I've walked the Brooklyn Bridge, though. And #159 - I've never had sex in a moving train. But I've done a lot of other stuff in a moving car. And #94 - I have no way of knowing whether I've made anyone dizzy just by kissing them. I guess if anyone who's ever kissed me ever finds this site, you could clear that up. But that doesn't seem like a good thing. Maybe more of a halitosis thing.

18 Comments:

At 9:18 PM, Blogger Ontario Emperor said...

01 sounds fascinating and fun. Tell the story some time.

Oh, and I demand photographic proof of 10, 33, 37, and 119. And if you DO provide photographic proof, I guess it counts as 80.

 
At 9:49 PM, Blogger Jen(nifer) said...

Ok, I saw this before...

But now that Katie did it I must as well. I am nowhere near as exciting though I am sure.

We will see...

 
At 10:31 PM, Blogger Katie said...

OE: #1 had something to do with a dead bar and me living upstairs from it (that would be BJ's Downwind Cafe in Fredonia, New York... an hour south of Buffalo.) It also involved a newly cashed student loan check and the recent end of breastfeeding (let's mix a few thousand bucks and Katie being allowed to drink after a year! Whooo! Drinks for all my friends!)The rest? You WISH I'd had photographic proof. Other people might- somewhere- and god help us if they want to blackmail me!

Jen: Puhleeeeeez! I'm sure you've built up a few stories to tell. Oh wait, you're a Republican! Those people aren't allowed to have lives, I'm sorry, I forgot... (joking, of course. I kid because I love!)

But seriously -- you talked about it for two seconds in your blog, but no linkage when the text indicated linkage. Whattup, girlfriend?!

 
At 10:34 PM, Blogger Jen(nifer) said...

I put it up, it took a little time.

: )

ARRESTED Kathryn?

 
At 10:53 PM, Blogger Katie said...

Yes, gentle readers, ARRESTED. That had something to do with Halloween night, I think 1998? in Athens, GA. I'm not sure... and some hippie kids on a corner asking me to help them role a joint - only they were narcs... - and I HAD no weed, didn't even get to ENJOY the motherfucking shit, but the cops caught me red handed with THEIRS... but, ah, I guess I'll make a post about it. In the end, it cost me thousands and thousands of dollars in fine money and six months probation. And granted me the dubious street cred of having been able to say that yes, I was once arrested.

 
At 1:42 AM, Blogger Brooks said...

Things Katie hasn't done, but Brooks has - A list.

11. Bungee jumped
16. Gone to a huge sports game
31. Asked out a stranger
48. Had two hard drives for your computer
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watched wild whales
67. Benchpressed your own weight
70. Pretended to be a superhero
74. Scuba diving
90. Gotten married
110. Been to Las Vegas
116. Bought a house
144. Petted a stingray
149. Broken a bone
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
160. Had a snake as a pet
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
188. Communicated with someone without a common language
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you

Oh, and the road vehicle that I went over 100 on was a motorcycle.
When did you see Siouxsie and the Banshees? I saw them in 1984.

 
At 1:27 PM, Blogger Audacity said...

You lived in Athens, but never went to a huge sporting event? Blasphemous.

 
At 3:33 PM, Blogger Katie said...

Brooks,

I saw Siouxsie in the original Lollapalooza (1991) in Barry, Ontario (near Toronto) at some place called the Molson something or other - Arena? Park? Something. I saw a few shows there, acually, but I still can't remember the name. It's been a while.

Jen,

1) No sporting events in Athens could be considered HUGE. I was thinking World Series or Yankees vs. Socks playoffs, maybe Superbowl huge. The Dawgs just don't get that big. If you count that as big, well, damn! I guess I oughta bold it.

2) And yeah, I was definitley blasphemous in not attending a single Bulldogs game. I DID, however, make an awful lot of money serving the tables of drunken alumni in the Georgia Center on the UGA campus. More money to pay off the probation fine, eh?

 
At 6:08 PM, Blogger Audacity said...

Ok, maybe you're right. I went to LSU game last and considering that UGA was 3.5 favorite and they went on to kick LSU's ass by 29 points.. I considered it huge. But in the scheme of things, perhaps only the Olympics and Championship games should count for this list.

 
At 6:09 PM, Blogger Audacity said...

And by the looks of my last comment and all its missing words, clearly I have not recovered from yesterday.

 
At 6:42 PM, Blogger Me said...

Now that I see how much I haven't done in life, I am most depressed. Thanks Katie!

 
At 6:15 PM, Blogger Grandpere said...

BUSTED!!!! LOL

Wow, Katie... you've done a lot of things your old Dad never knew! But that's cool. You're a wonderful person after all.

But I am totally blown away by how so many people find the TIME to do all this blogging. I love your writing... you are always political or satirical or funny or informative ... ALIVE and I checked out a few of your favorite bloggers, and loved them too, but I find it difficult just to be reading all this stuff, much less writing it! x's and o's to you, T, and K.

 
At 7:59 PM, Blogger Grandpere said...

LOL again, Katie! I just read your opening "Warning"... once again, and I guess we know where you got your "reckless use of ellipses" from! ROFLMAO Still love ya, daughter.

 
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