Saturday, January 22, 2005

2 Feet of snow in NYC? Hell, may as well blog!

Oh, Donald.

After careful and repeated viewing (I missed the first half hour of the premier, so I caught the rerun last night) I have concluded that the face of the Apprentice, one Donald Trump, is a friggin' genius.

Sure, it was kind of boring and formulaic and you just knew the PM of the Book Smarts was gonna get it, since they made cleverly tried to mislead you into believing crackpot Danny was a goner. But it was like a trainwreck - you just can't stop watching.

High points?

Street Smart: The trashy, cheap highlights in the street smart girls' hair. And the bulldog peeing on that annoying blonde.

Book Smart: The glorious gathering of self indulgent pampered whiny people. Mocking the privileged NEVER goes out of style.

I normally loathe reality shows. But the Donald? The Donald, he knows what the people love.



Eden posted this little piece o' meme, and I thought, stealing! Why not?

What color is most reflective of you?What does THAT mean? Red? I guess? But not really, since the mom-career-life isn't quite as evocative of passion and fire as it could be... Taupe? I'm stumped.

How did you get the idea for your journal name? "Serial Blogonomy", as you might have guessed, is a play on serial monogamy. Since I've spent the last decade involving myself with and scurrying away from unfortunate long term boyfriends, I found it apt. These days, though, it could probably use some revision. Those days are further and further away all the time.

What time were you born? 11:31 p.m.

What song are you playing now, or wish you were playing? I'm listening to "selected Shorts" on NPR. But if I were going to chose some music, I'd probably put in Tim's limited edition Velvet Underground disc.

Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry? As if.

What color underwear are you wearing? Hee hee... um, laundry colored. Take that as you will.

Do you want a baby? Nope, no sir, we've already got some, thanks. Actually, I had my tubes tied a couple of years ago.

What does your dad do for a living? He's a University librarian.

What does your mom do for a living? She was a medical transcriptionist, but I think she's made a career change to "professional wife". Yeah. Actually, I wouldn't really know - my mom's not big on communication. At least, communication with the satan's spawn known as Katie who must've accidentally crawled from her womb. Don't ask; I don't get it either.

What is your pet's name? MAX!

What color are your bedsheets? Dog hair chic. Ha! No, really, green flannel. Um, with a sprinkle of dog hair. Just a few. Seriously. I'm not as disgusting as you think I am.

What are the last 3 digits of your phone number?
Who wants to know?

What was the last concert you attended? I don't remember. Neil Young? Wait, we didn't go to that. Bar shows don't count... Seriously. I don't know. It was a long time ago, anyway. Maybe Phish? Don't laugh at me.

Who was with you? If it really WAS Phish, probably my ex-boyfriend Peter the drunken jackass. That's his real name.

What was the last movie you saw? In the theatre, Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou. On DVD, Tadpole (kind of a self indulgent prep school catcher in the Rye esque Upper East Side Story, but with sex. It was better than my description makes it sound.)

Who do you dislike most at this moment? I've recently been struck with a case of renewed hatred for my old boss, Paige. I think it was brought on by my fabulous new job and the nurturing, teaching management style, which she didn't know so much about.

What food are you craving right now? Tangy mustard sauce.

Did you dream last night? No, I hardly ever dream, unless it's disturbing and bizarre.

What was the last tv show you watched? American Chopper. Tim made me do it.

What is your fave piece of jewelry? The necklace Tim got me for my birthday. It's awesome - in a bohemian kind of way. Freshwater pearls. Buddha face. Awesome.

What is to the left of you? A dog-hair encrusted futon.

What was the last thing you ate? Toasted bagel with a schmear.

Who is your best friend of the opposite sex? Timmy coco puffs.

Write a song lyric that's in your head? None at the moment.

Who last imed you? My mother. I think we uninstalled the im after that.

Where is your significant other right now? Mopping the kitchen floor. After working all morning. Ha! I DO know how to pick 'em!

Do you have a crush? Not so much... unless you count Jon Stewart...

What shampoo do you use? Loreal Vive for curly hair. Yeah, it's low rent and not from a salon. Go ahead, kill me.

When was the last time you cut your hair? I trimmed the split ends a couple of weeks ago. But it's really long, so I rarely, rarely go in to get it cut.

Are you on any meds? Nada.

Do you have a mental disease? Let me count...

What shirt are you wearing? Lilac long sleeved t-shirt. Hoodie.

What time is it? 5:04 pm.

What color is your razor? turquoise and white.

What is your fave frozen treat? Iccceeee crrreeeeaaammm....

Are you sexy? Puh-leeeeaaze. Of course I'm sexy.

What's your favorite shopping store?Old Navy. Not because I like their stuff the best. Because I'm cheap, and my heart does a little flutter every time I see a sign that says "$20" next to a stack of jeans.

Are you thirsty? Um, yes, I do believe that was a twelve pack Mr. Duffy brought home before he started mopping the floor... ahem...

Can you imagine yourself ever getting married? Probably sooner rather than later. Which will amaze anyone who's known me any length of time.

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Who last imed you? My mother. I think we uninstalled the im after that.


This is the best line ever. Boy can I relate, my mama ain't got a computer up on the farm in the trailer, yet.

; )

Oh and I can see you getting married...but not in the traditional sense of the big church way.

 
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